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PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2019 10:59 pm 
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I'm still in the beggars can't be choosers phase of my business' development, (although I do still choose. ;) )

But saw this and thought it was pretty funny...

https://www.instagram.com/p/ByisKEpHRHd ... zyvz8aq3vn


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2019 11:52 pm 
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And that is why I no longer have a shop in a retail store....

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 5:52 am 
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I've got ready answers to all of them.. stop in and try me!

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 3:49 pm 
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When I worked in a retail store years ago a guy came in and asked how much it was for one string. The owner said £1. The next question? “How much for cash?”


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 4:17 pm 
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Okay.... Had a guy come in years ago to the store, wanted to buy a new Ibanez Musician. $1000 list, we told him he could have it for 20% off..... He came back with "will you take $900?".....

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 6:37 pm 
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Sold!


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 8:13 pm 
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I read that Matt Uminov had a sign over the counter at his repair division that said (approximately) "if you want low action with no buzz you're in the wrong place"

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 9:12 pm 
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That was true.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 9:57 am 
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Sign sen inan auto repair shop

Repairs $15/hr
You looking over my shoulder $20/hr
You started the repair $30/hr


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 2:24 pm 
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Can I watch you when you work on my guitar?

Get out!

:D

Of course context is important on that one, the guy was practically accusing me of ruining his guitar before he even opened the case. If you want to watch me, and you are cool and able to have a good conversation, then sure you can watch me dress your frets.

Oh yeah and the other one:

I wouldn't do it that way... [headinwall]


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 4:10 pm 
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Wait until one comes in and asks you to teach them how to do guitar repair.... in an hour.
Proper response: GTFO!

Or one asks you to build a guitar because it would be cheaper than buying one from the store.
Proper response: Explain how mass manufacturing reduces the price of goods in the marketplace.

Or offers drugs for repairs...
Proper response: The bank doesn't take coke or weed (and I'm a straightedge lifestyle guy).

Or wants goods / services donated "so they can serve God".
Proper response: As soon as God brings in the cash, it's yours.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2019 7:58 am 
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LOL I have never had the drug offer before but I have definitely found a bag of weed or two in guitar cases... Dude I lost my weed! Don't worry you'll get it all back.


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